magnezone:

not being cuddled currently which is weird, unideal, bad

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

ozzyosborntodie:

taylorswift:

Usually this S represents ‘Swift’ but today I’m wearing it because SELENA IS 22!!!! 


"S for Swift"

"or S for Selena"

ozzyosborntodie:

taylorswift:

Usually this S represents ‘Swift’ but today I’m wearing it because SELENA IS 22!!!! 

"S for Swift"

"or S for Selena"

rnanipulate:

[x] - fairly sums up all time low (don’t remove credit)

dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

fyspringfield:

Read it. 

cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

image

good times